assed out

when a girl is so wasted at a party she passes out in a compromising position, usually with her butt showing (naked or underwear)

That chick is assed out on the couch. Nice thong!

by Marlow Mike May 22, 2009

Assbeard

The hairs up your ass.

omfg i am pwnz0ring j00 n00b!

no ure hacking im telling gamemaster!

eat my assbeard n00b!

by Arran January 6, 2005

Assneck

When the fat on your chin looks like asscheeks.

Holy crap Theodore, your assneck is almost down to your assnipples on your assballs, while you masturbate into a giant pool of masturbation. Oh and your chin looks like an ass.

by GodAlmightySatan May 29, 2010

assdex

Ashy smell from fire + windex = assy smell called assdex

- "Smells like burned things in hear"..."I've got it...I'll go get windex and spray it...it will make it smell better"..."We now have an assdex problem..."

by Frank Foobile September 25, 2005

Assberg

(n.) when (either on purpose or accident) one poops on top of toilet paper in the toilet. The toilet paper hoists the poop above the surface of the water causing an exponentially greater stink. This technique is often used as a prank by not flushing the fecal matter minutes prior to leaving a friends residence.

Andy folded the toilet paper and placed it in the toilet prior to pooping with the sole intention of floating an assberg. He then left Kelly's apartment without flushing knowing full well that Kelly's new girlfriend would be over soon. The smell would not be beneficial to Kelly's game.

by 80crows May 8, 2011

Shit assed

When you are finished taking a crap and know that there is a mess to be cleaned up.

"Man, I was out of TP and had to get up all shit assed from the toilet to get another roll."

by nuttinbettr2do October 19, 2008

Beaten Assen

Beaten Assen is half spanish half english. It means you are going to or already have beat someone up, killed them, or t-bagged someone.

Black Guy: Yo my niggy i just beat that ass.

Norteno: Nah homey, you just ran up on that scrapa and hit him in the lip and let his true color drip. Puro noooorte.


Jefe: Puro todos shuten uppen.. Puro Beaten Assen!!!!!

by PuroScrapaKillaXIV April 9, 2009