Apology to Everyone

a mass email sent out of real or imagined guilt... often occurs after a drunken party, or in response to rumours.

also been known to be sent as a result of teenage angst, apologizing for something no one even thinks exists.

usually of good intent but overkill and confusing...

often includes "exceptions" to the apology and should be sent to that person as well. just so they know you still hate them

apology to everyone is then sent to a huge number of people on email list who may or may not know what the apology is for

hey you guys...
i'm soo sorry about what happened last weekend. i'm an idiot.
please forgive me. i love you all
(except you brandy- you're a sloot)

again... i'm sooooooooo sorry. i miss you guys

by Sunshine December 13, 2004

Apolojizz

An apology made by a man after a case of premature ejaculation

John: "So how did it go with Sarah last night?"
Steve: "Not so good.. things kind of ended a bit.. too fast..."
John: "Oh, I see. I hope you gave her an honest apolojizz"
Steve: "Yeah, I apolojizzed over and over again. We're going out again tonight"

by Slim P and El Punkt May 14, 2011

Apolojizz

The act of using sex as a formal apology.

"Dude, I heard Dev called Sammy a bitch!"

"Yeah man, we all think he should go apolojizz"

by GENEROUSteve April 25, 2012

Apolojizz

To feel bad about coming quickly

He got to excited and apolojizzed, leaving her unsatisfied.

by Spider Borland October 3, 2010

Pedophile apologist

Someone who calls people names then uses urban dictionary to prove their point.

L-ara was a pedophile apologist because she has google and searched for a word.....

by Blobbery B September 24, 2018

apolojingoist

noun; Combination of apologist and jingoist. Someone who acts as an official propogandist for a nationalistic, war-like regime.

Tony Snow has just been appointed press secretary by the Bush administration; this is a perfect position for an apolojingoist like him.

by Jim Jovanon July 30, 2008

Apolomail

The usually private mail that is sent to you and you alone by somebody generally apoligizing for their behaviour after publiclly casting dispersions, abusing or flaming you.

"I can't believe that bitch flamed you like that to the entire office!"
"Yeah but she did send me an apolomail afterwards"
"Fat lot thats gonna do, everyone thinks your a prick now."

by FistyTheFerret November 23, 2006