Animal Crack

Addict's term for the video game "Animal Crossing" or its sequel, "Animal Crossing: Wild World".

Derived from the compulsion to dedicate inordinate amounts of time to one or more of the game's voluntary missions: making friends, writing them letters and sending them ugly clothes, expanding your house, paying off your mortgage and expanding your house again, collecting all the furniture in a set, fishing, donating fossils to the museum, building a second town, planting fruit trees, getting iglooed, hitting unwanted neighbors with a butterfly net...

Mel: Gotta play Animal Crack. Haven't seen the exotic bed yet.

Robb: Or, you could go to work.

by mgdu February 22, 2008

Animaesexual

Animaesexual is a fake sexuality.

Just come out as homophobic
It's making fun of the lgbtq community

No Emily, you are not animaesexual, you are just homophobic.

by Chockymilkisnotfunny February 3, 2021

stuffed animal route

the "taking things slow" approach in romantic relationships

We didn't know each other very well; therefore, we took the stuffed animal route.

by iheartfosse February 20, 2009

Emotional support animal

A living tool to implement narcissism by proxy.

Only Jesus and my emotional support animal know how important I really am!

by Ratched, RN March 17, 2022

Please don't feed the animals

Short: PDFTA

Successful rock group from London, UK.

Characterized by their sick guitar player Scott Langford, naked bass player Eric Lamb, female beat player Kae Takemura and energetic vocalist Oskar Hall.

Can be seen in many famous bars and clubs in and around London and in larger arenas in a few years to come.

Girl 1: Have u heard please don't feed the animals?

Girl 2: Yeah, they are amazing! And they are all sooo fit too...

Girl 1: I kno! They make me wanna touch myself!

by PDFTA:er December 27, 2009

animalist

one of the best blogs on tumblr.

no example necessary to depict animalist.

by everyone has the good names June 6, 2011

animal rights activist

Hypocritical asshole who thinks that he/she can stop the killings of "poor, innocent animals" by harming humans and being a bitch until they get their way. In other words, someone with smaller intellegence.

Because she was an animal rights activist, Emma became known to everyone as "The world's bitch".

by weirdgirl August 7, 2003