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Animal rights is a movement primarily dating back to the late 1800's.

Much like the civil rights movement, or the women’s liberation movement, the animal rights movement is a movement working towards the social recognition of the rights of all sentient creatures to live free from unnecessary human imposed suffering.

This often means that animal rights activists practice vegetarianism or veganism, NOT for ignorant reasons such as "humans shouldn't kill anything but all other animals can kill whatever they want to"...but rather, many animal rights activists realize that we, humans, are "omnivores" (this is a big word for some of you rednecks but bear with us) and as such, it is not *NECESSARY* to consume animal products. Since the consumption of animal products notoriously involves the immense suffering of the animals from which the products are derived, and since we are "omnivores", many animal rights activists are vegetarian or vegan.

The Animal Rights movement, again, like the Civil Rights and Women’s Liberation movement, is frequently criticized by ignorant and insecure individuals who are deathly afraid of any form of social change, or any “new fangled ideas” that might challenge their way of life (such as encouraging them to not wear fur, or not kick their dog). Animal Rights activists know that it might be hard for you to stop kicking your dog....but that still doesn’t make it OK to do it. You might not even WANT to stop kicking your dog...but...that still doesn’t make it OK for you to do it. Because quite frankly, your dog is a living creature that can feel pleasure and pain, and has a right to live free of unnecessary pain just like people do. That is why we have laws that uphold animal rights. For example, if you decide to violate your dog’s right to live free from unnecessary suffering and you kick him, you forfeit your right to live outside of a jail cell. If you believe that people should not kick their dog, then you believe in a bit of animal rights too.

Animal Rights: Albert Einstein was into it. Gandhi was into it. Abraham Lincoln was into it. Immanuel Kant was into it. Mark Twain was into it. Leonardo Da Vinci was into it. Dr. Albert Schweitzer was into it. Peter Singer wrote the book on it. Hell...even Moby is into it.
But red-necks and dog-kickers know better....and they are against it.
Too bad for them though...because social movements never go away...they only get stronger. Welcome to Animal Rights.
Sally: "Billy-bob stop kicking the dog!"

Billy-bob: "What-r-yall into? Animal rights? Are yous gonna
go kill a scientist and break stuff? Why yous
probaly a-thinkin' that we should all just eat
sticks an' mud ain-cha?"

Sally: "Wholly crap your ignorant Billy-bob."

Billy-bob: "Whuts an ignore ant? Does them bite?"

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"Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has."
~Margaret Mead
US anthropologist (1901 - 1978)

"The animals of the world exist for their own reasons. They were not made for humans any more than black people were made for white, or women created for men."
~Alice Walker

"And don't forget the golden rule: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you"
~your mom
by that's what it's all about April 28, 2006
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Animal Crosser

One who plays the video game Animal Crossing, consistently, to the point that it takes over almost all aspects of his/her life.
One who is an Animal Crosser might say...
"Wow i just won the bug off! Now my life is complete!"
by Katrinacoff January 23, 2014
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animalistic beauty

The proper term used to describe women with large breasts, wide hips, and a big ol' butt (OOOOHHHH YEEEEEAAAAAHHH!!!!) This is because of her childbearing advantages over tighter-bodied women, which is animalistic male sexual attraction.
Guy 1: I don't know, man. She's got a cute face, but she'd be the biggest girl I've ever been with.
Guy 2: I think you should pork her anyways. She's got that animalistic beauty.
by MrFantasy422 March 13, 2014
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Companion Animal

An animal that a human keeps as a companion; pet. This phrase is popular among animal rights activists who find the idea of owning a pet to be exploitative.
My neighbor offered to care for my companion animals while I'm out of town next week.
by FilmFanatic August 25, 2013
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Soul Animal

*A word used to describe yourself and another person whom you relate to on a spiritual level higher than "Spirit Animal"

*Can be used as "Soul Animal Goals"
*Noun/Adjective
She is my Soul Animal! (Noun)
They are Soul Animal Goals! (Adjective)
by Haspacous_14 July 25, 2016
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Midnight Animal

A decent, promising mod that was to be made for Hotline Miami all the way back in 2015. It caught the eyes of many fans who were eager to play something that could be considered a follow-up (or even an unofficial sequel) to Hotline Miami 2. Bloody, top-down action with unique dialogue, portrait sprites, gameplay, gore and most of all, it's story.

Upon release, it had disappointed and pissed of the once optimistic fanbase that had grew from watching trailers and updates. The reason was because the creator had suffered a hardship and went off the grid for a bit. During this time, he had been playing the Persona games to cope with this, and they ended up changing his outlook on his life and how the game's direction should be headed.

The game was changed from "Midnight Animal" to "Midnight Animal: a Story of Love and Forgetting in Four Parts"

The criticism was directed at the change in story and the direction of the once unique art and gameplay, turning it into a cheesy novel-esque game with occasional adrenaline-induced levels full of everyone's favorite high-octane action. The creator had started to reference many Persona sprites for the characters and the hatedom documented every slight "change" to the game, even if it was as minute as the above.

It gets worse from here. The creator basically got slurbombed to death just because he changed a few aspects of the game.

tl;dr fanbase get butthurt over small changes and tell the creator he's worthless
Midnight Animal had a lot of bias and unwanted criticism because "waahh weeb garbage >:("
by trollface moment November 7, 2022
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Animal Liberation Fron

Bunch of animal rights facists who do their best to alienate any possible support by being generally horrible to people. Who can't spell.
animal liberation fron member: FUCKING STUDENTS, STOP KILLING THE PUPPIES, THEY HAVE SUCH LOVELY BIG EYES
student: i've got nothing to do with your stupid puppies, fuck off
alf member: (reaching for the nurofen): FUCK YOU, I WILL BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE AND MURDER YOUR FAMILY IN AVENGANCE
student: you don't even know...
afl member: I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU BECAUSE YOU WANT TO LEARN SO YOU WANT TO KILL CUTE ANIMALS. I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I SAW IT ON A LEAFLET WITH A CUTE PUPPY...etc

i was actually anti-animal testing before i came into contact with ALF. now, whilst i really can't say i'm for it, i absolutely hate the people who are against it. so i guess i don't give a shit now.
by A Student (obviously) September 18, 2008
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