Texas Wedgie

Step 1: Grab the back of the victim's underwear.
Step 2: Pull up as powerfully as you can.
Step 3: Dump hot sauce down the gap.
Step 4: Enjoy

Texas wedgies are fun, if you are the one giving them.

by Texas W May 7, 2009

Austin, Texas

A once quiet, laid-back, friendly small Texas city populated mainly by native Texans and UT students. A very attractive and pleasant place, full of culture, great food, a great music scene, and nonstop nightlife, but a climate of brutal summers lasting 6 months out of the year and bipolar winters that can be anywhere from 10-90 degrees. Until the 1970’s, many people outside the south commonly known as “Yankees”, decided to move there and kept their personalities and culture of perceived unfriendliness, hostility, and indifference. And for the past 20-30 years, it has now become a very progressive city full of culture and pretentiousness, but now an overcrowded and overpriced cesspool with nonstop traffic from 5:00 a.m to 1:00 a.m. and middle-classes flocking to Round Rock, Cedar Park, and Leander on the north side and Buda and Manchaca on the south side. Westlake Hills remains the upper middle class white flight area it has been since the 1970’s.

I’m from Austin, Texas. I’m a UT graduate with a doctorate degree in philosophy, a vegan that loves beyond sausage hot dogs with Sriracha, wants a sterile, politically correct society, and far left socialist. Drive up the prices of homes to make the place more desirable! Now I’m going to work at the vegan restaurant I work at waiting tables so I can pay my $3000 a month rent on a 1 room apartment downtown!

by waspcoloredstain December 18, 2021

Texas Dumpster

Taking a hot, steamy shit in someone’s backpack.

He’s gonna be surprised when he goes for his textbook. I did the old Texas dumpster in his new Jansport in the locker room.

As I reached into my backpack for my lunch I felt a semi-moist, warm viscous between my fingers and it was then I realized that I had been given a fresh Texas dumpster.

by Dick Onchin October 2, 2020

texas stubbies

A redneck gang that initiates its members by cutting the tips of their penises off.

"The Texas Stubbies are coming!"

by jdm.exe September 10, 2016

Texas Pilo

1.) the act of substituting the "glass pipe" with your own "flesh pipe", at the last second....without giving your girlfriend prior knowledge.

I was at Suzies doing some of that high speed/chicken feed and decided to pass her a "Texas Pilo".....Boy was she pissed!

by agent "99" June 28, 2011

Texas Fellowship

Rejuvenating weekend of cooking BBQ at the fair, best buds, good suds, decadent shaved ice, UFC on a big tv, some great dogs who think they are tough, surrogate moms and to-be moms, and one noxious skunk who couldn't stop the good times.

Thought about seeing a doctor to get on meds for my depression, but it turned out that all I really needed was some Texas Fellowship.

by rottenfruit May 9, 2010

Texas Treatment

When you slap someone really hard on the neck so it turns red, making them Texan because "redneck".

Bob gave Joe the Texas Treatment after he called him the reason condoms exist.

by SociopathicDuck January 7, 2019