He's The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate, but only metaphorically, you see, he has both arms and eyes,the thing is,this guy, who really loves this girl, so much that he'd be willing to lose an arm, an eye, or even something worse, if thats what it took to prove his love, but it doesn't matter, because The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate never had a choice in the matter he sails alone, trying to forget his problems with an eye patch, and a bottle Dark Eyes.
by Dennis December 13, 2004
Get the The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Piratemug. One bad-ass son of a bitch, this man kicks anyone and everyones ass, so don't get on his bad side mother fucker.
Chuck Norris can eat a Rubik cube and poop it out solved.
Chuck Norris isn't God but he can beat him at golf.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris is so amazing don't fuck with him bitch
Chuck Norris isn't God but he can beat him at golf.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris is so amazing don't fuck with him bitch
by FAS7 187 January 20, 2011
Get the Chuck Norris is so amazing don't fuck with him bitchmug. Jack : OMG! Guess who’s the hot local voluptuous thicc beautiful lovely delicious pretty fantastic amazing scrumptious fine sweet baddies near me?
Marvin : Who?
Jack : YOUR MOM !!
Marvin : Who?
Jack : YOUR MOM !!
by ghostngoose February 3, 2022
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Get the amazing salsamug. He looks so good in sweatshirts and gets the laidies and the hoes on friday nights. ALL the laidies have the hots for Cooper. They usally fight over who gets Cooper. Cooper is always looking to help someone. He has empathy for everyone.
by Mr.Doggie May 24, 2021
Get the Amazing Coopermug. Omg meilospovs is so amazing. I love her TikTok’s ahhh. She is so funny and the best person on TIKTOK. I love youu
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by meilospovs January 13, 2022
Get the Amazingmug. Hey! You! Yes you! The person reading this cup! You need to know that YOU are beautiful! YOU are amazing! There is nobody just like you. You are beautiful and unique in your own way. Even when life is getting you down, you still manage to shine. No matter what anyone says, you are amazing. Taylor Swift is quaking. Now go outside and be perfect, you litter star.
by Tehxjejs December 14, 2018
Get the The Person Drinking This Cup Is Amazingmug.