When you awaken and scream when you found out what you did the night before. Usually a morning after a night where immense amount of alcohol were consumed and your memory vanished.
by icwish July 13, 2009
When you don't have enough money for condoms so you buy bubblegum instead. When you get home and get ready for sex blow the gum and put it on the penis and then have fun.
Jimmy: Jane, did you get the condoms
Jane: no,i didn't have enough money.
Jimmy: so what did you get?
Jane: I got gum instead. Now seat back and i will blow the gum an wait till you cum so I can eat the After Sex Bubblegum!
Jane: no,i didn't have enough money.
Jimmy: so what did you get?
Jane: I got gum instead. Now seat back and i will blow the gum an wait till you cum so I can eat the After Sex Bubblegum!
by Yourdaddylesbianlol April 15, 2019
A.S.S. is a universal phenomenon that occurs directly after relieving yourself of a massive load. The effects of A.S.S. include suddenly not being able to walk after 3 steps, instant paralysis, and a burning sensation in the area of exit. Speculation on A.S.S. has lead to ideas that the effects may be due to the exit area attempting to close, the body is shocked after such a seating, or cheap mexican food.
After Chad had a violent encounter with his toilet he attempted to walk out of his restroom when an After Shit Shock *A.S.S* struck him dead in his tracks.
by GspotStimulator January 18, 2010
A party which takes place after a prom where the party host invites everyone whos going to the prom.
Person 1: I'm having an after prom party.
Person 2: A'm I invited?
Person 1: Are you going prom?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Then you're invited!!
Person 2: A'm I invited?
Person 1: Are you going prom?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Then you're invited!!
by NotTheCowboy June 22, 2012
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