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boobs account

Created after autocorrect changed bank to boobs, boobs accounts are a bit different from the average bank account. They don't just store money.
Cigarettes, beer, hello kitty breast implants, you name it, the boobs account can hold it.
Boobs accounts are the future, and a highly recommended investment!|
Hey Scarlett, your boobs account is looking a little full. How did you put so much inside?
by Pitbull2324 July 29, 2024
mugGet the boobs accountmug.

oversneeze bank account

A secret stash of facial-tissues dat you keep for emergencies.
During winter months, you should always maintain an oversneeze bank account to ensure dat other folks in your household don't "blow through" your entire supply, and dat you'll therefore still have some to use for your own copiously-draining nasal-works.
by QuacksO October 16, 2021
mugGet the oversneeze bank accountmug.

Accountability

Something Tana Mongeau says a lot A lot, but has no idea of how to do it.
If you think that I’ve caused you hurt then I am sorry
I’m taking accountability but...
by General Tyson September 8, 2020
mugGet the Accountabilitymug.

Schrodinger's bank account

A term used in Sethical's Baku Series to describe where somebody is lying that their bank account is full of paper, saying that it's empty or not.
Lil Broomstick: Ay bro not that I'm broke or anything but you could slide a couple coins my way.
Obito, strongest muthafucka in the series: You got Schrodinger's bank account. We don't know if that shit's empty or not.
by jeffthebalkan March 3, 2024
mugGet the Schrodinger's bank accountmug.

750 Accountant

accounting professional who knows all the tricks that let you write off personal expenses as business expenses. The best ones don't speak English as their native language
Haha loosers! My 750 accountant will beat the IRS!
by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024
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Corpse Account

Corpse Accounts are when you sign up for an account to join a group and never log back in.
"all these corpse accounts are flooding the fucking discord"
by gilipfilip August 7, 2022
mugGet the Corpse Accountmug.

home design (the account)

This is somehow becoming a fandom full of galvanized square steel and eco Friendly wood veneer.
"We should cover the galvanized square steel with eco Friendly wood veneer. I love using a specific type of steel and a specific type of wood veneer to expand my home! Thanks to home design (the account)!"
mugGet the home design (the account)mug.

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