When you eating the booty like groceries and they be some weird shit sticking out of dat booty hole, most likely anus hairs
by Taco taco burrito burrito November 4, 2015
Get the anus hairsmug. by Disco Anus April 30, 2014
Get the Disco Anusmug. Jim: Hey, John, want me to check your prostate?
John: NO THANKS, you anus burglar!
Susie: My boss is such an anus burglar.
Dianne: I know - what a creep!
John: NO THANKS, you anus burglar!
Susie: My boss is such an anus burglar.
Dianne: I know - what a creep!
by fuckity fuck fuck the 3rd November 12, 2013
Get the anus burglarmug. An appetizing masterpiece, simply too divine and ambrosial for this horrible world.
It usually involves someone stuffing used cat litter, camembert, raw ostrich eggs, and about a mayonnaise jar of fermented sperm up their rectum, covering their bumhole with some ripened underpants blessed with a cheesy odour and eventually allowing this heavenly liquid to seep through the very fabric of these beloved undergarments.
This thick broth is usually revered to as Anus Oatmeal, due to its colour and texture.
It usually involves someone stuffing used cat litter, camembert, raw ostrich eggs, and about a mayonnaise jar of fermented sperm up their rectum, covering their bumhole with some ripened underpants blessed with a cheesy odour and eventually allowing this heavenly liquid to seep through the very fabric of these beloved undergarments.
This thick broth is usually revered to as Anus Oatmeal, due to its colour and texture.
1) I yearn for some Anus Oatmeal.
2) I sure would like to taste some Anus Oatmeal out of that arse!
3) Nothing is as savoury as your slimy little bum lumps, honey!
2) I sure would like to taste some Anus Oatmeal out of that arse!
3) Nothing is as savoury as your slimy little bum lumps, honey!
by Lord Bubba May 3, 2017
Get the Anus Oatmealmug. look at that dude, he totally blarted you can tell he's got the hanus anus. Otherwise known as AL (anal leakage)
by ShitShawnSays September 21, 2016
Get the Hanus Anusmug. When it feels like you gotta Shit and you go to the Toilet and you try to let the poop out of your ass but it won’t come out because the food is still getting digested
by xX 44100 Xx August 18, 2021
Get the anus sonarmug. When you have just woken up in the position as if you were in a coffin like Dracula and notice your Anus hurts after last nights party.
Dude when I woke up my anus hurt like hell and I was sleeping like I was in a coffin. Fuck! I got dracula's anus!
by fdsoldier June 16, 2016
Get the Dracula's Anusmug.