almost pornographic

It's not fucking yet, but they're getting there. Give it time.

Don't worry, i only shoot almost pornographic films.

by Lord Motherfucker June 6, 2016

almost peed my pants

APMP Much better than lol, which everyone denigrates as "I'm not laughing, they are not laughing." At least use this until something better comes along. I got the idea watching a gif of the guy who gets the peanuts from the girl in the bar after she has sucked all the chocolate off of them. Made my day.

When that giraffe jumped over the SUV, I almost peed my pants. (I am sure you can do much better.)

by lawaimike December 16, 2016

Alostonian

People of the town of Alosta. The town of Alosta lies in the Foothills of the San Gabriel mountains near Glendora. The town only exists on the books of the California Land Management.

Fellow Alostonian's we have an new beer to taste

by breweradams May 20, 2017

alpotitude

Dont be silly wrap your willy!!!

If yourpractice Alpotitude & wrap it tight, then you can go all night.

by Fortitude Cream Pies November 13, 2017

alpstig

When you open a nocco you need to scream ALPSTIG

*Cracking a nocco* "ALPSTIG"

by xxNoCCofanta$tenxx November 21, 2017

alpstig

Swedish word being shout out when opening a can of energy drink.

*Opens can of Nocco BCAA*
“ALPSTIG!!”

by tätofågel January 19, 2018

ALOSHI

A KWASIA

"ALOSHI, YOU STUPID"

by Olatokunbo Morakinyo January 21, 2018