dirt spanking

Rural Arkansas slang stinging sensation felt on exposed skin one experiences caused by dirt and sand blown about by tornadoes,thunderstorms,dust devils and high winds.

What a helluva gusty day! I got a heck of a dirt spanking walking down the road to the mailbox!

by pudinat wudinat August 12, 2012

spank station

An old computer that is only used for masturbatory purposes.

My old iMac only has a gig of RAM, so I had to make a spank station.

by ndugu July 6, 2015

Spank plankton

Semen.

There was spank plankton in your food

by ClassyBrassy June 30, 2019

Presidential Spanking

When you accidentally leave change on your couch while masturbating, and it leaves the imprints of presidents faces on your ass cheeks.

"Man i've got to check where i sit from now on, i got such a presidential spanking last night!"

by Dixon Hans December 13, 2015

blank spank

Jerking off despite knowing the well is dry.

It was officially a blank spank by round three.

by spicollii September 2, 2013

spank fuck

To want to bang a chick rough and possibly spank her while you're doing it.

damn i wanna spank fuck that little bitch

by NelloD June 27, 2008

Spank Planking

The act of discretely masturbating while planking.

His facial expressions made it look like he was spank planking on top of the bench.

by David B Weingarten September 24, 2011