Potato

Potatoes are the most majestic item on the entire human planet. They are a symbol of awesomeness from god!!!!

Potatoes are da best!

by potatonarwhalunicornmermaid January 26, 2015

Potato

the meaning of life. De potato will know de wae. Your best friend just standing there in that sexy peel that u wanna peel off and get some sexy sex time with de potato (HAAHAHA kill me please) u know to potato. it is calling ur name. potato potatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatoPOTATO

Me: I fucked a potato
Mom: Please get help

by <<<LEGIT A BITCH>>> February 4, 2018

Potato

A sweat magestic creature hwo can be found at potato land they will take over the world they also are the most inteligent beings in the universe

All hail potatos

by Potato sanchez February 7, 2018

potatoes

Term found in psycology books meaning vodka.
Common substance used in making vodka. Usually found in the ground.

Let's go drink some potatoes

by El Barto May 11, 2004

potatoe

domestic versions of ricers, or domestic automobiles that try to emulate imports

Look at that fuckin potatoe mustang with those gay altezzas.

by mustangsaregay February 22, 2003

Potato

A guy or girl who looks scene/emo.
Usually used in negative context.

Comes from emu in Japanese (which sounds like emo) and that means potato.

Heather- "Do you see that girl with the obnoxiouly huge bow and obsession with Hello Kitty? And what the hell is up wither huge hair?"
Alex- "Yeah, she's a total potato."

by SluttyWatermelon February 5, 2010

Potato

Any person with downsyndrome or suffering from mental/physical illness. Usually used as an insult to an individual who isn't actually suffering from any illness.

Look at that potato over there . You're such a potato. Bro you look like a potato right now.

by ChiefKeif 300 February 28, 2017