Mitch

A male bitch

My ex was definitely a mitch

by Kc Bway November 23, 2021

mitch's mason

The act of filing a mason jar of semen

I finally complete the Mitch's mason challenge

by Itsyourboi March 7, 2015

mitched

in texas hold'em, the act of hitting a river card to defeat your opponent when you had no business winning the hand.

My aces got cracked by 2-4 offsuit when name mitched me on the river.

by hamiltonporter June 26, 2020

mitch kann

Shit licking cunt who rides pony’s in his tight poofter pants, he also tried tuning his mrs and fell off the pony and broke his wrist like a dumb cunt. He was a private school bitch

Mitch Kann is a shit licking cunt who rides pony’s in his tight poofter pants, he also tried tuning his mrs and fell off the pony and broke his wrist like a dumb cunt. He was a private school poof who sucked cock for rock

by Booby jimmy booby in ya mum September 19, 2019

Steven Thomas Mitch lll

An Asian-American man who is 5'7" and is secretly homosexual towards characters from the movie "Cars"

Joe: Hey, Steven Thomas Mitch lll
Steven: I wanna fuck lightning Mcqueen

Joe: Lowkey same

by Berry Chalupa April 18, 2021

Mitch

A guy with cute floofy hair and the nicest eyes with the best music taste ever

Damn what a mitch!!!

by Sadcarrot101 November 24, 2021

Mitch

A player and a big liar. He lies about everything especially when he says he loves you. Do not trust him.

"No, don't trust him, he's a Mitch!"

by Harrypotter$%@ February 25, 2024