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A Maddison Soon

A unit of time roughly equivalent to the amount of time it takes for a squirrel to plan a road trip — enthusiastic at first, but with endless scenic detours. Commonly understood to mean anywhere between ‘later today’ and ‘the heat death of the universe.
"She said she'd be ready in a Maddison Soon, so I brought a tent and snacks."
by sedski April 26, 2025
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Soon

A word used by authors meaning the audiobook will be out sometime between now and the time you die.
Book 7 audiobook will be out soon.
by R4747 June 17, 2018
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Soon

Soon means, in or after a short time, but some fuckers at LS have their brain in their ass. We all know 12.16 won't come out till 2077 so until then I think the devs over at LS learn to write a bypass so we don't rely on one person. AND I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IF THIS GUY IS EVEN ALIVE
"Script Enjoyer: eta?
Some fucker named nothinghere: Soon"
We all KNOW THIS MAN IS BEING BLACKMAILED TO SAY THAT 100%
by lsupdatealready August 25, 2022
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Talk Soon

Refers to when someone, or many people hate, and don’t believe in what you want to achieve, so you simply tell them, Talk Soon.
by Angel (Him) Mendez May 4, 2025
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Soon

Indefined period of time that can be defined only by Tegan or Sara.
X:"when will the new album come out?"
T or S:"Soon."
by Soonmemes October 10, 2019
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Philips Soon

another way of saying 2 hours and 14 minutes OR 59 minutes
Philip said he'll be back soon, and you know what philips soon means
by rat/rat/rat August 8, 2022
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