Stephen Groppell

Term for English teacher who has bad taste in football teams, TV shows, and facial hair products.

Eesha said, "I have a Stephen Groppell 4th period."

by city>united June 17, 2022

Stephen Zeng

The most gayest dude around. He likes to moan in peoples ears.

Guy 1: Yo dude, are you friends with that Stephen Zeng kid?
Guy 2: Yeah, why?
Guy 1: I would not talk to him if I were you because he moaned in my ear like 30 times yesterday..
Guy 2: Dude.. wtf??

by Jordan Ched October 23, 2020

Stephen's Law

If a nervous high school artist likes a girl, she will always have another suitor. This other suitor is most often a douche and will treat her poorly. While this Law makes for great art, it does not make for good times.

Steve: Hey, bro, you see that girl over there?

Bro: The blonde? Yeah.

Steve: I'm gonna ask her out!

Bro: I wouldn't. She's into Chad, the football star.

Steve: Fuckin' Stephen's Law, bro. Guess I'll go write a song about it.

by Savage Hunter December 26, 2011

stephen woo

a persian mafia gangster who throws up circles in the air and smokes jeffreys without hands.

Dude, have you seen that Stephen WOO? hes such a stud muffin falsely accusing others of smoking.

by Falsely-accused818 October 27, 2011

stephen rehrman

A common term used when a males rectum is penetrated and tobacco is inserted in the anal cavity.

Oh man last weekend I stayed the night with my cousins in Alabama and I got a nice Stephen Rehrman

by Father J May 8, 2018

Stephen Merchant

The Soup Deity of the Soup Cult.

Oh yeah, I forgot to sacrifice my soup to Stephen Merchant last night. Better go do it before he removes my kneecaps.

by EnderShadow10 July 19, 2020

Stephen Taft

a stephen taft has gorgeous blue eyes that you cant get enough of and a wonderful smile. he always knows how to make you laugh and make you smile. stephen tafts' usually have dirty blonde hair and play football or baseball. they will always make time for you and make sure you feel special. stephen tafts' are one of a kind and you should definatley keep them around if you find one

girl 1: i saw you were talking to stephen taft!
girl 2: yeaahh, hes a really sweet guy and hilarious
girl 1: you better keep him, hes special

by lulsidk November 12, 2013