August 31

August 31 otherwise known as fuck a loli day is a holiday in which you fuck a loli

“Man it’s august 31st I’m gonna go fuck a loli”

by Bruhtonium August 30, 2020

December 31, 2022

The date we all dream about these days and when we’re in our old ages, we will wish it was December 31, 2022 nonstop.

“Man, I remember it being that New Year’s Eve that I traveled all around Times Square and did Decemberfest on December 31, 2022 when we were free!”

by LikeXD31 June 20, 2021

August 1 - 31

National stfu month !!
The month where you stfu cause you sound dumb as shit you fucking weirdo go get a hobby!!

hey mark u ever heard of National stfu Month? It’s August 1 - 31, the whole month where dick heads like you should stfu up do the whole month !!

by Possaylips. August 1, 2022

November 1 - 31

All of the month of November girls are not aloud to masturbate

Hmmm I really want to masturbate
But I can’t all of November 1 - 31

by pleaseeuckmyhardjuicycockstupi November 1, 2021

October 25-30/31

Every single October 25-30/31 you are to confess to whomever you like your feelings.

Person 1: I'm going to confess to my crush how I feel
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Mate all the days that are in between the 25th and the 31st we have to confess to our crush(s).
October 25-30/31

by Spookeyyyyy October 22, 2019

31-12-9999

The end of all existence.

Me: OMG OMG OHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
My Bro: what?
Me: it's 31-12-9999
My Bro: OH SHID

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August 31

This is the day where the worst people are born. They're mostly manipulative and/or hypocritical. I mean they're an August Virgo what do you expect.

Girl 1: Omg girl he's born on August 31st
Girl 2: Ew what, he's an August Virgo those are the worst

by tyler88829 March 16, 2021