August 24th

The birthday of someone extremely desperate for love.

Friend 1: hey, is today your birthday?
Friend 2: yeah, why?
Friend 1: are you desperate for love..?
Friend 2: how'd you know..?😨
Friend 1: your birthday...august 24th it means your desperate for love.

by x3ny4o June 23, 2023

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June 24th

National post your girl day before you lose her… no joke.

post your girl on June 24th or you’re gonna lose your girl, if you won’t someone else will

by 123459901 June 23, 2023

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June 24th- National send nut video (with sound on) day

June 24th is commonly known as the day where every guy sends their girlfriend a nut video (with sound on)

did you know today is June 24th- National send nut video (with sound on) day. should send me one.

by johndoe2345 June 23, 2023

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April 24th

National protect people day!

1: you it's April 24th whoo!
2: what no go yo hell you weirdo
1: No its national protect people
2:OH, that'd so much better then r4pe day whoo!

by M3ntal 🤷🏽‍♀️ February 27, 2023

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24th September

national expired milk day

me: yo check the fridge
you, probably: ok say less
you: holy fuck why is all the milk expired
me: oh shit guess it must be 24th september...

by deliveryduel March 9, 2023

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March 24th

Falling asleep together while cuddling day.
Be with your favorite person and give them lots of cuddles until you both fall asleep at night.

A: Hey, today is march 24th, also known as falling asleep while cuddling day!

B: Do you wanna come over and cuddle, then fall asleep together?

A: Ohyes, this sounds like an amazing idea. I'll be there in 10 minutes.

by iguesswellneverknowhuh March 24, 2023

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