Definitions by milfluvr420

december 24th

If ur born on this day ur hot and sexy and delicious tbh

Maddie ur born on december 24th! ur so hot and cool

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national beat the living shit out of ur most annoying friend day

alyssa: omg it’s october 28th!!
jackson: what does that mean?
allysa beats the fucking shit out of jackson and breaks his anal glands

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