2 faced

someone who acts different to someone around different people

you see bradley robbins he a fucking 2 faced bitch

by baller12345 January 19, 2009

2 in the pink and 1 in the stink

The act of putting 2 fingers into a chicks vagina and 1 into her anus. Kind of like a bowling ball. It's a theoretical way you would pick a naked drunk chick off the floor. You would grab her like a bowling ball putting 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink. (pink = vagina, stink = butthole)

Could also be a sexual maneuver to pleasure a woman from 2 erotic zones at once without hurting her by only putting 1 finger in her butthole (the stink).

Our sex was incredible, at 1 point I had 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink.

by Miguel68 February 4, 2010

2.1Certification

2.1Certification, or to be 2.1C Certified is an achievement earned via The Institute for Responsible Online and Cell-Phone Communication, certifying that you as an individual understand how to proactively avoid making a life altering mistake with any form of current or future digital technology.

Each of the students at Jon Doe Middle School earned their 2.1Certification, or, were 2.1C Certified by The Institute for Responsible Online and Cell-Phone Communication due to their satisfactory completion of the “I Rock Responsibility 2.1C Concert” & Certification Survey.

by Office of the Cyber General November 22, 2009

2:00 pretty

A girl that isn't pretty enough to do sober, but is downright doable after you've had a few beers and the bar is closing.

"Hey man, what do you think about the new girl?" "She's 2:00 pretty."

by rutipz2 October 10, 2009

2 bomb

A two litre bottle of cheap cider, which is consumed mostly by unemployed youths. It is generally a bottle of Strongbow, although Woodpecker and Pulse are other common brands, Pulse being the cheapest.

Guy1: "Hey man, are you going to that party on saturday?"
Guy2: "Yeah man, wouldn't miss a pissup"
Guy1: "What you drinking?"
Guy2: "Well i'm an unemployed youth, so i'll probably just get a 2 bomb."
Guy1: "Dude, cider's nasty. I'm getting buckfast."

by CoolFucker954 May 1, 2010

2-2 in your poo poo

Scoring term used in the game of washers. This is when the score is tied 2-2. One may use this term to annoy his opponent(s) and insinuate that said opponent just took 2 fingers in their anus.

There goes 2-2 in your poo poo. Mike just took two in the poo.

by EIDT December 2, 2014

2 meter beater

An extremely large penis, the penis equivalent of XXXL.

Girl: Can I see your cock?
Boy: Sure
Girl: You have a 2 meter beater!

by SeahawksFan24 March 27, 2016