iphone 12

now available in purple

Jess: Did you see the new iphone 12?
Joe: Yes... It's just an iphone 11 Apple chooses to keep around a couple more years
Jess: But you can buy it in purple.
Joe: Purple?
Jess: Yes, purple, isn't that amazing???
Joe and Jess: *Screams AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa*

by casteros May 7, 2021

Dec 12

Dec 12 is smack an idiot day! Smack anyone who is an idiot! I do not claim any means of you dying, or being k!lled if u smack the wrong person!

:smacks best friend:

"Hey what was that!"

"Its dec 12, its smack an idiot day!"

by Kiyatchi December 11, 2021

May 12

May 12 is cuddle with your boyfriend/girlfriend day

Boy: Heyy, you know what day it is?
Girl: Yesss, May 12, let’s go

by national days of the month :) May 11, 2022

fuck 12

Fuck police

Yo fuck 12 dude

by Egdelord Mommy September 30, 2021

June 12

Fuck day

Man 1: what day is it
Man 2: June 12
Man 1: fuck day now come here

by Funtime Freddy October 26, 2019

12 inch

A common example that a male will use to describe the size of his organ of copulation in higher vertebrates. Usually, the subject referring to this term has a maximum penis size of a tic-tac; if he's lucky.

1. I have a twelve inch penis.
2. Suck on my twelve inch penis.
3. That's nothing compared to my twelve inch penis.
4. My twelve inch penis would blow yours out of the water.

by fjeer May 3, 2003

10 12

The most ridiculous solo in the guitar world. It was invented by Goosetard. It is just two frets, 10 and 12 on one string, 1st. The half Goose, half Retard can't do the solo without having a Goose Fit.

Wow!! That solo looks really difficult!!!

Yeah! 10 12! You know, it has 2 WHOLE FRETS!!!

Woooaahhh.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 29, 2009