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Canadian win

noun

1. a victory that is actually a defeat masquerading as a win.

2. a defeat ignored due to ideological obfuscation.

See also Pyrrhic victory, Cadmean victory.
Justin Trudeau coined the term Canadian win when he said, "If you kill your enemies they win."

"America achieved a Canadian Win in Vietnam during the Fall of Saigon."

Jon Canadian win-ed when his girlfriend gave birth to her bull's son.
by Row-hit May 28, 2016
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WIN

To say something is WIN is to say it is cool. Derived from the phrase ftw which is 'for the win'
Harry: "Hey man, you catch the game last night?"

Nick: "Yeah!! It was WIN!"
by nickqz October 11, 2009
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bi-winning

The opposite of bi-polar. As defined by Charlie Sheen.

Likely to happen when you bang seven gram rocks, or take the drug Charlie Sheen which is known to melt your face off. Similar things may happen if you have tiger blood or Adonis DNA.
He wins here and he wins there... he's bi-winning
by ucanthavethisusername March 28, 2011
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Win over

To get someones' support or friendship by being nice to them.
by Hada del Sol February 16, 2018
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Win Gene

A gene that one inherits, like any other that makes a person very well rounded and likely to "win" at many aspects of life. The win gene allows the carrier to pick up new things very quickly compared to the average human. Phrase originated from the song "All I Do Is Win". The win gene is separated into many categories that are displayed in the carrier. They include:
25% intelligence, 15% appearance, 15% social skills (speaking ability, attitude, etc.), 15% athleticism (strength, endurance, etc), 10% musical talent, 10% life success (well-known, wealth, clothing, car, etc.), 5% video game skills, 2% trivia knowledge, 2% leadership, and 1% sexual endurance.
-"Wow, he is awesome at everything he does, he must have the win gene!"

-"The win gene has been passed down through our family for generations. All my relatives have had successful lives!"

-"Pete Dawkins is a former Heisman Trophy winner, Rhodes Scholar, U.S. Army Brigadier General, and Republican candidate for Senate. He is also the former vice chairman of Citigroup Private Bank. He definitely has the win gene."
by Tommy Reid March 11, 2011
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win kitty

a term used for when something is a win, but with the additional 'kitty'. hence making it 'Win kitty'. Often said as a alternative to 'Yes!' or 'Yay!' or any other happy expression. Win Kittty was popularized by John and Hank Green of the vlogbrothers, a youtube fandom known as the nerdfighters.
"I just got the high score on Mario Kart!"
"Win Kitty!"
by nerdfighter415 September 13, 2013
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Away Win

Used at university when visiting friends of a university student manage to pull some of the university girls. This is termed an "away win"
Tim: "Hey man, I've got classes now I'll see you when I get back. Did you pull anyone last night?"
Dave: "Yeah I did. Some girl studying photography"
Tim: "Away Win!"
by JaguPAR May 5, 2012
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