Channel lock

When two dudes spread legs and butt cheeks to facilitate rubbing the bottom of their buttholes together. Similar to Scissoring for females.

Kevin though Jason was cute, so he asked him if he wanted to Channel Lock

by Copco May 13, 2016

Louisiana lip lock

A blow job.

She put a Louisiana lip lock on my love pork chop.

by Willieg69 August 7, 2012

Kankle Lock

The infamous Kankle Lock is an extraordinary technique that a fat girl/woman uses in which she locks onto a guy (possibly intoxicated) at a party/bar/event, until he eventually submits and has sexual intercourse with her.

The Kankle Lock can also result in a Kankle Injury. In which it is not only possible, but easier to be submitted by Kankle Locks in the future.

Rich: "Man Chuck I can't believe you just had sex with that whale."
Chuck: "I couldn't help it brother. She got me in that kankle lock, and I had to tap."

by RobTheReef July 4, 2009

Couch Lock

(n.) The state of being so high that you can't get off of your couch; being unable to move/speak/stand.

Joe: "You awake, Pat?"

Pat: "..."

Joe: "Yeah, he's couch locked."

by Patlacker May 25, 2010

Zip-Lock Pussy

A Zip-Lock Pussy is when a woman's vagina lips stick together and you have to pull them apart like a Zip-loc bag to separate them and have sex.

Dude, that girl's pussy is so sticky. She has a Zip-Lock Pussy!

by ebghjebb October 5, 2016

Turd Lock

Being constipated due to being forced to hold back to keep from shitting your pants... And class just started.

Not to be confused with "Vapor Lock "

Louis: Hey Jason! What do you say about going out, have a beer or two?

Jason: I can't tonight. I got horrible stomach cramps because I was afraid I would "Shart" in gym class. I think I held it a little too long and now I have a "turd lock"."

by matterri April 23, 2017

lick her lock

perform cunnilingus

Guy1: Did you lick her lock last night.

Guy2: Yeah, and she moaned loud when I unlocked it.

by WeirdererDefine October 16, 2011