"IM ABOUT TO CUM!!!!" (aggressively has sex)
by catboi69000 February 19, 2021

by Führer of germany January 1, 2022

CUM stands for "C'mon, Unfunny Man"
For example, if your friend tells an awful joke, you can respond with, "CUM".
For example, if your friend tells an awful joke, you can respond with, "CUM".
by FuZe1 June 7, 2023

A fake stock name used on Reddit (especially r/GME) to parody the efforts of hedge funds, which have been attempting to divert attention away from $GME by hyping up other random stocks.
"GME is cool, but I'm loading up on $CUM now" -Reddit user
"Just wait until you see tomorrow’s news articles ('Reddit is pumping $CUM!' or something else along those lines)." -Reddit user
"Just wait until you see tomorrow’s news articles ('Reddit is pumping $CUM!' or something else along those lines)." -Reddit user
by Ajfndjcoakqmdkf March 4, 2021

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

by The fucks a prior rmgm April 9, 2022
