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Canadian win

noun

1. a victory that is actually a defeat masquerading as a win.

2. a defeat ignored due to ideological obfuscation.

See also Pyrrhic victory, Cadmean victory.
Justin Trudeau coined the term Canadian win when he said, "If you kill your enemies they win."

"America achieved a Canadian Win in Vietnam during the Fall of Saigon."

Jon Canadian win-ed when his girlfriend gave birth to her bull's son.
by Row-hit May 28, 2016
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WIN

To say something is WIN is to say it is cool. Derived from the phrase ftw which is 'for the win'
Harry: "Hey man, you catch the game last night?"

Nick: "Yeah!! It was WIN!"
by nickqz October 11, 2009
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Away Win

Used at university when visiting friends of a university student manage to pull some of the university girls. This is termed an "away win"
Tim: "Hey man, I've got classes now I'll see you when I get back. Did you pull anyone last night?"
Dave: "Yeah I did. Some girl studying photography"
Tim: "Away Win!"
by JaguPAR May 5, 2012
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I win these

What I say to daniel when i roast him in chess
I win these!
by Katsuobushy April 7, 2021
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I Win

A song by Lethal Bizzle, featuring Skepta the lyrics will be shown below.
I win, don't want to see me shining, I win You don't want it on a mic ting, I win Your girl watching my ting, I win Everyday I go in, I win See the diamond in my ring, I win That's a diamond for a king Don't know why MCs want to try a ting When you know all you'll get is a murking Yo, yo, it's all switched up now The real dons are the main fixture, wow
Soon as you hear "It's Lethal da Bizzle records" Next thing you know you're gonna hear is "Pow" Manna kings, and you know we don't follow Someone touch our ting, nah don't bother Yeah I'm a scholar, X3 shotterMan's been winning since ching chang walla Yeah, now we step it up another gear Still hungry like it was the first year Sixteen, I was off the hook this year Doing in artists, really, 'cause I had no fear Look, can you keep up? (keep up?) Still, riddims gonna get beat up (beat up)
No time to put your feet up (feet up) You hesitate, us wanna clean up I win, don't want to see me shining, I win You don't want it on a mic ting, I win Your girl watching my ting , I win Everyday I go in, I win See the diamond in my ring, I win That's a diamond for a king Don't know why MCs want to try a ting When you know all you'll get is a murking What have you actually done? Apart from be forced to sell drugs and hold a gun Now you're talking like it's fun Said that you've made it, blud let me ask your mum Chasing dough, that's why you get none
by AWWWW MAN October 23, 2020
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lesbi-win

when you are oggled/checked out by a lesbian
"OMG! Ladies, 'Female McLadyLover' just checked out my ass! Lesbi-win!"
by Deebs1015 June 13, 2013
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win kitty

a term used for when something is a win, but with the additional 'kitty'. hence making it 'Win kitty'. Often said as a alternative to 'Yes!' or 'Yay!' or any other happy expression. Win Kittty was popularized by John and Hank Green of the vlogbrothers, a youtube fandom known as the nerdfighters.
"I just got the high score on Mario Kart!"
"Win Kitty!"
by nerdfighter415 September 13, 2013
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