Sparkling vagina

Noun.

-A piece of apparel, usually worn by pop stars, such as Shakira, that makes the vaginal area stand out more so than the rest of the clothing.

-When someone is clad in a one-piece, but for some reason, the genital area of their body is most noticeable.

Joe: "The body's craving, to feed the hungry!"
Mike: "What you singin', man?"
Joe: Just a Shakira song, nothin' wrong with 'dat, yo."
Mike: "Damn, that Shakira...whattya do with a lass like that?"
Joe: "Dunno, maybe look at her sparkling vagina all day?"
Mike: "Damn, that sparkling vagina...whattya do with a sight like THAT???"
Joe: "You masturbate to it."

by LetItBeatle November 27, 2013

gummy vagina

A vagina that has not been used in or over three years.

Dude, you're mom has a gummy vagina.

by RAINBOW WARRIOR November 2, 2014

grumpy vagina

When your vagina doesn't want that penis because it's depressed

We can't have sex because I have a grumpy vagina.

by Samig April 10, 2015

allday vagina sweat

Those days when your nether regions appear to have burst a water pipe

todays weather is looking to blame for abnormaly high cases of "allday vagina sweat"

by pseudoef April 27, 2015

allday vagina sweat

Those days when your nether regions appear to have burst a water pipe

todays weather is looking to blame for abnormaly high cases of "allday vagina sweat"

by pseudoef April 27, 2015

Jurassic vagina

Female anatomy that is ancient, very dangerous and has a cryptic history.

You've got a better chance rowing through the Bermuda triangle than risking your life in that Jurassic vagina.

by retarded Jesus January 29, 2016

pickeled vagina

When your grandma baths in vinegar to persevere her lady bits

My grandma missed bingo night so she could renew her pickeled vagina

by M_brady2 April 28, 2016