Tardinal Rule

Drool unto others as you would have them drool unto you.
Donald was a proponent for the Tardinal Rule as he salivated over his audience of morons.
by Jody South October 31, 2024
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rule 69.1

The unwritten rule that everything is Nez’s fault.
There’s a global pandemic, must be rule 69.1
by Molestro October 06, 2020
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slide rule

a tool made up with two or three rules that are skewly and weirdly marked. Allow you to slide back and forth to get some calculations done.

NOT FOR MEASUREMENT AND PUNISHING PEOPLE WHO ARE MISBEHAVED.
Man1: OMG, what's wrong with ruler, it has too many strange marks and are almost skewed. How could someone measure stuff out of that?
Man2: Bro this is a slide rule.
by DDDooordddy September 29, 2018
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Rule 0t0mat0ne

For every meme that exists, there is an otomatone version.
“Hey, why are these meme otomatone videos everywhere.”
“Rule 0t0mat0ne man.”
by meme school May 28, 2022
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Seven Minute Rule

The "Seven Minute Rule" states quite simply that if the meeting organizer has not joined the meeting within 7 minutes of the start time - the meeting is therefore officially cancelled.

It was designed by the British Upper Class to ensure punctuality and minimize time wasting.

With globalization and in particular the deterioration of Corporate Culture around the world - this rule is making a comeback and used throughout offices around the world
"Mark set this meeting up, and he's not here, by the Seven Minute Rule the meeting is cancelled and we can go to the beach!"
by DarkFlare4220 February 13, 2025
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jean rule

A guy shouldn't wear jeans to his girlfriend's house, instead he should wear sweatpants or shorts so that way it's easier for her to feel him or see when he gets hard.
Girl: when you come over, follow the jean rule!
Boy: what's a jean rule?
by userk1147893601cm July 20, 2023
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amphibian rules

When one or now people are in the pool and there are orders outside, then it is the outsiders role to provide drinks to those in the pool.
by Sceoan January 19, 2025
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