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Chocolate Monster

A turd so mighty and ferocious it almost appears as if it is a monster waiting to devour the world, or even your ass the next time you sit down on the throne.
"Sorry, I left a chocolate monster behind in your bathroom, it wouldn't flush...
by NO1R April 5, 2022
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African chocolate bar

When a black girl shits on your chest and proceeds to eat it off.
Shanquira gave me an African Chocolate Bar last night and I don't think I'll recover.
by Nigga 5 July 26, 2024
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chocolate pluto pup

When your wife says you can't have sex because shes on her period, so you go for anal instead, but she hasn't prepared with an enima so when you pull out and and have a shit covered dick, then sneaky slam it in her blood box, so now you cock looks like a chocolate pluto pup and sauce.
Hubby was horrible last night, we did anal cause im on my rags, and he jumped from butt to box then told me his cock looks like a chocolate pluto pup, now I've got a uti.
by Douwntanal October 14, 2019
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Chocolate for Choochie Day

Another name for Valentines Day, hoping you would get choochie if you give her chocolate.
Hey Steve it's Chocolate for Choochie Day, if you give me chocolate, I'll give you choochie. Sara!
by SkinnyBoner69 February 14, 2022
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a meal traditionally eaten by the “musandu” tribe of zimbabwe. consists of a cheesy, savoury food and chocolate wafer biscuit styles as a finger
“Jayden was eating quavers and chocolate fingers, he was munching and snacking on them so hard you could hear him chewing in the call
by HerroGamerHD November 15, 2023
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Dubai Chocolate

When a wealthy Dubai gentleman pays a prostitute (usually a young American female with an Only Fans) a large sum of money to defacate on her.
"Muhammed really handed out those Dubai Chocolates to this weekend"
by HM151 April 10, 2025
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chocolate covered corn

When you do Anal with a girl and when you pull out there is a corn in your duck hole
Fish~ "I did a girl in the ass and had corn in my dick hole"

Ty~ " chocolate covered corn!"
by Trdx August 30, 2023
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