Anal Pew-Pew

Shoving a fully loaded paintball gun up someone's ass and firing every shot while making the noise, "pew pew".

Guy 1: Hey!

Guy 2: I'm trying to 'Anal Pew-Pew' you.

by pancakeboiisbacknow April 18, 2022

anal baptism

When you pour holy water down someone’s ass and they fart it onto a baby

Bro are you going to the anal baptism tomorrow?
Nahhh, I got mine regular baptized

by Slurp_slurp69 December 2, 2020

Anal master

Someone who has dedicated their life to the practice of anal activities and anal worship, using their butthole for good or evil.Ass to the brass

Nikki”With great power comes great Anal Master responsibility”

by Butthole Bobber December 19, 2020

anal bead

something you stick in your anal (ass) with round balls attached to it.

her: Hey wanna do anal tonight?
him: Not right now just use the anal beads.

by daisoanal November 17, 2020

Anal crane

When you do some anime hand magic forming an anal crane (hands together, 8 fingers pointing up) and then sneak up on you classmate and shove it up his anus at high velocity causing him to take off and be craned.

I pulled a cracking anal crane on Cal Bats thismorning, split him in half

by Kamishawan November 20, 2020

Anale Beeds

Some type of beeds you stick in your anale canal

I’m tear your ass with my new Anale Beeds

by Lamar Scrôdum November 20, 2020

Anal Plunger

When someone butt clugs a few too couple of drinks, and it needs to come out. A friend takes a plunger and and tries to pump out the liquid for your ass.

“Oh Damn Kelly. I drank too much! Would you mind Anal Plunger - ing my ass!! Thanks girl. BFFS for life.”

by What’sThat?ATastySnack November 21, 2020