Anal sex

When a nigga asked for a shlong to go up your ass and you still have shit inside

“dude he wants anal sex but I didn’t wipe”
“I was playing 2k and had anal sex”
“Nigga yo dick stink did you have anal sex?”

by The top nigga September 30, 2023

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Anal transfer

The act of having sexual acts with someone, to which after putting the full depth penis in the rectum, insert into your partners mouth for a safe taste of their own rectum.

Guy: Are you ready for the anal transfer?

Girl: im sorry what?

Guy: the anal transfer.

Girl: alright...

—Ten Minutes Later—

Guy: Transaction complete.

by YaBoiJesus July 17, 2019

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Dim Anal

when you anal someone in a public bathroom for so long the lights turn off

Marek: wanna try some dim anal
Rochelle: yes Daddy

by gary come home October 9, 2018

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anal sexist

A sexist that is connected to an anal or canal

Are you an anal sexist?

by 🅰️ October 20, 2025

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Anal amnesia....when you sit there so long you don't remember if you pooped anything so you have to peek between your legs to see if there is anything in the bowl so you know whether you need to wipe your butt before you stand up.

Man, I fell asleep on the crapper and woke with anal amnesia. Turns out I DID need to wipe.

by Dickless Tracy July 22, 2019

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anal doughnut

when you go to morning fresh bakery and ask for a jelly doughnut and a guy scratches his ass after jonny shited on his dick and makes the jelly doughnut.

bro u want to go try that new anal doughnut?

by bearfred February 20, 2019

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