Wet Snail

The first person shaves off all of their body hair and then covers themself in hand sanitizer. The second person crouches on their ass with a belt around their neck. They ride into the future.

Wife: nothing makes me happy anymore!
Husband: just wet snail me, you’ll feel better.

by shrekslodge March 20, 2020

Wet Boy

A boy who acts gay/extremely feminine.
Somebody boys with no female friends are jealous of

"He is always with girls. What a wet boy"
"He can't fight because he's a wet boy"

by Moo Cho Di January 17, 2024

Wet dingo

To have a non dry dingo

Wow that dingo is not a wet dingo

by Chingy4200 June 22, 2022

Pussy Wet

A women that's is soaked.

Help she is pussy wet someone get her a towel.

by momothemaster99 March 07, 2024

wet snap

A wet snap is a snap I that is not a dry snap. One that has feelings and/or emotions conveyed through the snap.

Nikolay: oh my god. Mark just sent me a wet snap!!
May: omgod really ?! What did he convey ?!?!

by Sourplumyes October 13, 2022

wet porkchop

to remove a condom then put it back on and use it; sometimes even inbtween partners,; it is called a "wet porkchop" because the condom is filled with male fluids making his porkchop (penis) wet before intercourse.

I have sexual relations with so many women i have to wet porkchop some chicks, itjust makes sense.

by oliver klosoff December 27, 2010

Wet Poop Deck

When a girl poops on your penis and then she proceeds to suck it clean off, leaving the penis soaking with saliva and her mouth full of shit

Bro me and my girl tried out “Wet Poop Deck” last night, it was crazy.

by AnalDirtStache October 03, 2019