glitter vagina

when a woman/man wants to get a divorce right after they got married

ross wants to divorce cam after one day of being married he's such a glitter vagina

by grace_glitter_vagina August 22, 2017

snowy vagina

A vagina that smells with white discharge after a cream pie

Lindsey had a snowy vagina last night.

by Rareruby April 20, 2018

male vagina

The opposite of tuna town

Wow, that male vagina is mighty girthy!!!!

by Lifeiscrazy December 13, 2017

stealthy vagina

That sneaky pussy. That poonah.

" Nah man she got that stealthy vagina"

by Svgesage December 29, 2017

Portable vagina

A portable vagina is sexual toy that guys play with when they don’t have a girlfriend :-() -> HA LOL

Omgsh this portable vagina feels just like the real thing

by Logang_pauler_TACOGANGSTER-BOY February 2, 2018

Catastrophic vagina

When the vagina squirts and the woman doesn’t wash her vagina and has crispy blood and a white milky kind of crust.

Stephan: pull your trousers down

Angela: okay (pulls them down)

Stephan: fuck that you have a catastrophic vagina

Angela: oh shit I have I’m sorry

Angela got raped that night and never got found or seen ever again

by Human cockend £78 May 19, 2018

Wilted vagina

Wilted vagina: the act of not having a moist meat muffin

"moisten your meat muffin! Ladies, no one likes a wilted vagina."

by Fu kingcheese May 29, 2018