Sipple Nut

When you nut and it’s a combination of blood and cum.

Man 1: Hey dude your bitch drank my sipple nut last night.
Man 2: Yo WTF!

by Sipplenut March 2, 2021

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stunt nuts

n. refers to a male porn double who's hired to perform a perilous sex act.

Director - Ready for the next scene, Johnny boy?

Johnny - You mean the one havin' me run and jump off the roof onto a lady effectively ballin her like a Spiderman? You're gonna have to pay me a lot more for that!

Director - Dammit Johnny...STUNT NUTS!!

by smarfling January 15, 2011

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Half Nut

A person who is below the average height. Meaning only half of the little swimmer nut made it.

OMG! Alex is such a half nut! 👀

by ppveryhard April 22, 2020

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Deez Nuts

an overused vine that has since become obscure

Person 1: Hey I got you a package

Person 2: Of what?

Person 1: A big ol' package of DEEZ NUTS, HA GOT 'EM!!!!!

Person 2: -_-

by SomeGuyWithNoLife October 6, 2016

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Golden Nut

To achieve this particular nut, one must achieve orgasm nirvana. The golden nut is when a man jacks off and when he cums he can feel the nut rush out of his testicles, through the tubes, and out the tip. Happens once in a lifetime, the best jizz of your life.

John asked “Have you found Orgasm Nirvana?”
Ethan Johnson replies, “No, I have not had my golden nut,”

by SeniorPicklez September 27, 2017

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Nut check

When you go to the clinic and have to have your nuts checked for work. A periodic check, evaluation for competence to work. Checking if you have a hernia. During the nut check, the doctor puts two fingers on your scrotum, tells you to turn your head and cough. If you don't have pain doing this, you have passed the nut check!

Alfred: Hey Billy, how was your nut check at the clinic?
Billy: It was great! I throughly enjoyed it!

by cpetkunas August 16, 2021

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