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Mom I Tried

A derogatory term for a Community College. It infers that since anyone can get into them, Community Colleges are for students too stupid or too lazy to get into a "real" college (a Four Year).
"All my friends are smart and going to real colleges, but I'm an idiot and could only got into a mom I tried."
by Rosehasthorns July 29, 2009
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i loved you

almost the same thing as i love you, but even harder to say

you'll have devoted all this time into this person, only for your feelings to later on decline and have yourself to tell the other person

even harder to say when you're in a relantionship
Friend Example
Tracy : Hey Kai, I loved you. But, not anymore though! I finally came across someone who, you know? Make me feel really weird around them since we're best friends. God, that feels so good getting off my chest.
Kai : Oh okay, thanks for telling me. Well I'm gonna go now, bye.
Tracy : Okay, bye Kai
Later on that day
Kai : Of course the day I realize she's "the one" I miss my chance

Relationship Example
Kai : So, you know how we've been pretty distant recently?
Tracy : Yes obviously! Are you going to tell me now?
Kai : Yes, actually. Tracy, I loved you.
Tracy : LoveD?
Kai : Yeah, loveD. Don't get me wrong. You're an amazing person, but I can't see the spark anymore. Goodbye Tracy.
by trechiri May 28, 2018
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I caught this house

Meaning they got in the house fair using no tools and they own it for the night or two
I caught this house it's caught now it is mine
by Smart_ass22 June 16, 2017
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i won’t be mad

#1 Lie told by parents to get their child to confess something, which they then proceed to get mad about.
“You can tell me, I won’t be mad” “So I......” “You’re grounded for fucking life!”
by Lifefuckingsucks November 19, 2017
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Get it I guess

Nadia: I got 10 Diamonds!

Maddie: damn, that’s a lot get it I guess.
by Madiscool June 12, 2021
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I blame Ace

I blame Ace refers to a ChromeHounds (XBox360) squad leader who's gamertag is FullMetal Ace. Whenever something would go wrong during a mission, whether it was bad luck or someone shooting a teammate in the back, the offender would shout "I blame Ace." As time has gone by, this has moved form being reserved to a gaming platform to being used in day to day life. So any time bad luck or just bad things happen, blame Ace!
You're killed by friendly fire, the offender shouts "I blame Ace! If you girlfriend is doing your best friend, I blame Ace. If you've just been fired from your job, I blame Ace! If the midget show has been cancelled at the strip club, I blame Ace!
by Wolfsblood2012 June 18, 2009
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Kid That I Hate

1) Any human being which inspires utter disgust, loathing, violence and/or relating to any emotion or reaction associated with a passionate hatred of said individual.

2) A person who, by his very rudeness, smelliness, lack of intellect, lack of sensitivity, affinity for one's mother, or any other negative quality a human being can possess, effects a violent reaction (including, but not limited to, spitting and kicking in the crotch) to an incontrollable hatred conjured up by an individual who comes into contact with the depraved being known as Kid That I Hate.

3) Anything you want to spit on or kick in the crotch.
WHAT! Kevin had sex with my mom last night! That damn Kid That I Hate!

(USAGE NOTE: All letters in the phrase must be capitalized to indicate extreme hatred)
by Matt January 18, 2005
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