Popular Loner, he knows everyone and everyone knows him, yet he never has one best friend. Comedian, his jokes are natural and he dosnt have to try hard to be funny whatsoever. Does you occasional drug (juul, vape, weed, maybe a lil cocaine) but doesn’t seem to get addicted. Plenty of girls find him attractive yet he’s only looking for that one person that he can spoil and fuck. He’s a hardworking man/boy who is guaranteed to either sell weed or have an actual job. Spends his money on clothes and shoes and his car (constantly pimpin out his ride). He is smart and manipulative, he can get anybody to do what he wants and never have to face the consequences for it.
by Tacocracka04 January 23, 2020
Get the Jmug. 
Mark: Hey man, I got this good good Jared Kushner from my hookup yesterday.
John: Aww yea, wanna go on a j-date?
John: Aww yea, wanna go on a j-date?
by devilscupcakes May 16, 2018
Get the J-Datemug. 
I saw Wes's bike in the shop the other day, he really J- Lo'ed that chainring.
Alt definition; I was going way to fast going into that turn and J-Lo'ed into the bushes.
Alt definition; I was going way to fast going into that turn and J-Lo'ed into the bushes.
by The King76 September 30, 2011
Get the J-Lo'edmug. J-Hope is a ray of sunshine, the reason why many people are happy, y'aLL BETTER APPRECIATE AND LOVE HIM BEFORE I SMACK THE FUCK OUT OF U
by Taehyung's Belly June 27, 2017
Get the J-Hopemug.