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i won’t be mad

#1 Lie told by parents to get their child to confess something, which they then proceed to get mad about.
“You can tell me, I won’t be mad” “So I......” “You’re grounded for fucking life!”
by Lifefuckingsucks November 19, 2017
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I am not equipped for this!

What Lili Reinhart says when she stumbles into an overwhelming situation or circumstance
*cole sprouse mocking lili reinhart’s voice*

Cole: Lili stumbles into situations where she says stuff like, “I am not equipped for this!”
Lili: *scoffs*
by duskyblossom December 11, 2017
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i am death

Liam: "Hi!"
Death: "I AM DEATH!"
Liam died...
by A.L.E.X. Initiative August 16, 2016
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I love you

I love you 😍
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd April 26, 2020
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Get it I guess

Nadia: I got 10 Diamonds!

Maddie: damn, that’s a lot get it I guess.
by Madiscool June 12, 2021
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I sleep naked

Literally the worst fan fiction ever about Larry Stylinson. It romanticises aspergers and borderline personality disorder which are serious conditions, like dude, just say you’re stupid and go.
Person A: Have you read I sleep naked, it’s one of my favourites!

Person B: NOOO!! If you need fanfic recommendations you could've just said so, but I sleep naked is NOT IT. It romanticises mental illnesses.

Person A: what should I read then?

Person B: well, young and beautiful by velvetoscar, escapade by dolce_piccante, unbelievers by isthatyoularry, tired tired sea by mediawhore, and tonnes more.
by anonymous May 18, 2021
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Kid That I Hate

1) Any human being which inspires utter disgust, loathing, violence and/or relating to any emotion or reaction associated with a passionate hatred of said individual.

2) A person who, by his very rudeness, smelliness, lack of intellect, lack of sensitivity, affinity for one's mother, or any other negative quality a human being can possess, effects a violent reaction (including, but not limited to, spitting and kicking in the crotch) to an incontrollable hatred conjured up by an individual who comes into contact with the depraved being known as Kid That I Hate.

3) Anything you want to spit on or kick in the crotch.
WHAT! Kevin had sex with my mom last night! That damn Kid That I Hate!

(USAGE NOTE: All letters in the phrase must be capitalized to indicate extreme hatred)
by Matt January 18, 2005
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