Facebooked

When someone forgets to log all the way out of facebook, or has their computer set to auto log in and allowes someone else to use the computer. The user then vandalizes the owners facebook. usually with status changes proclaiming homosexuality, but anything on facebook is fair game.

Friend, "so you finally came out of the closet?"
Owner, "Wait, what?"
Friend, "I saw it on your facebook, you have a boyfriend now."
Owner, "fuck, Dan facebooked me again."

by AVDeefoz January 20, 2011

Facebooked

When you masterbate to pictures off of Facebook.

That picture of sharon at the beach in the two piece got so Facebooked last night!

by wstcst August 9, 2010

facebookable

If a picture can be posted on facebook. If a photo is admissible to be posted on facebook.

"Is that photo facebookable!!"

by calhau January 8, 2008

FaKebooK

FaKebooK, an important social media portal intended for the soley use of the 'wanna enjoy life but I don't have time' internet population. It is important to differentiate it from FaCebook, one os world's largest community builder applications.

The relatively large use of FaKebooK will boost digital camera sales, service provider broadband, applications and virtual holiday sites. Also company revenues.

Yesterday I only got some time off to attend to that restaurant opening. Check it at FaKebooK mammy!

by IEStudent08 March 22, 2009

Facebookie

A person obsessed with Fabcebook who prefers that mode of communication over email, telephone or face to face interactions.

Jane: What happened to Donna? She hasn't returned any emails or phonecalls and she didn't make it to my party last Saturday.

Mike: She's become a Facebookie. Contact her there, you're guaranteed a reply.

by unconnected March 12, 2009

facebooker

a guy or girl that looks good on Facebook, but not in person.

"Went to meet this girl lastnight, she was such a facebooker."

"Ahh man that sucks, butterface?"

"Totally."

by Jewdus2013 February 5, 2010

facebookstatuscommentingaphobia

Fear of someone on the popular website Facebook (the creator who is 25 made 3 freaking billion dollars last year!) criticizing your statuses that you post.

Teenager: So, therapist, I don't know what to do! The back space and delete button are the most common keys I use, I'm freaking every time I log on to Facebook, and I'm not getting any sleep because every time I post something on Facebook, Dick makes fun of me!

Therapist: Well, Vic Tim, you may have a case of facebookstatuscommentingaphobia.

by lettersfromjuliet April 14, 2010