douche-stache december

the month in which one group of bro's has a competition to see who can grow the douchiest mustache.

dude have you seen seth's mustache?
yea, he looks like a total douche!!!
your right, he is gonna win this year's douche-stache december.

by donjuan demarco chang December 14, 2010

[douche]

A douche is a cleaner of the you know what also know as:
1.Sadia M.
2.George W. Bush Jr.

If Sadia and Bush, aka douche one and douche two, made babies, what would they be?
HMMMMMMMMM. Let's ponder that one.

by A Very Lovely Person June 13, 2007

Douche'

dou·ché
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché

(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.

used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.

Walking to my car after work this evening. A group of 4 young dudes walks up to the crosswalk the same time I do. As we wait I hear them chatting among themselves. One turns to me and says "nice hair. Did ur mom fuck a smurf?". To which his buddies laugh. Without missing a beat I look at him, smile, and say "nice face. Did ur mom fuck a horse?" His buddies literally double over howling with laughter. "Douche'!!"

by ForgingGraphemes September 9, 2016

Douche Canoe

Austin W.

Me: *vents about my ex Austin to a friend*
My friend: "Fuck him, he's a douche canoe"

by JessDancer26 October 29, 2018

Douche Bag

A person that thinks they're good at a sport, posting constant shit about "grinding😈" Only to then riding the bench come season and complain.

Wow! That douche bag's social media almost made us think he was going to play.

by idubbbz2020 November 29, 2016

Douche Fail

A fail commited by a douche, usually talking with a nerd, which causes complete embarassement to the douche.

Douche: Do you know this program called firefox which is 10 times more awesme than IE?
Nerd: Do you know that I've been using that program since I was 11 years old?
Douche: oops, I think I just made a douche fail

by MrJackV8 February 2, 2010

dary-douche

You meet this guy called Dary and he's a self entitled d*ck so he's known as a dary-douche.

Me: Hey dude
Dary: I'm amazing, everyone wants me
Me: What a dary-douche

by evil-bacon-is-evil November 16, 2015