feather dick

a small version of the male reproductive organ, usually comparable to that of an infant.

please see tickle dick or baby dick for further explanation.

OMG I couldn’t even feel him put it in, he has such a feather dick.

Oliver does'nt use the public shower at the gym, he's afraid everyone will laugh at his little feather dick.

by Brent1981 June 1, 2006

Dirty Dicking

Having unprotected sex with mutiple people

That guy is known for dirty dicking. He has 3 women pregnant at the same time.

by The-Optimistic-Lioness September 26, 2017

Dick Fucker

A word that Alex Gaskarth (lead singer of All Time Low) uses to refer to Matt Squire. Whereas Alex says that his brain is only capable of taking two words out of nowhere and stringing them together in order to curse.

Matt: Go sing!
Alex: Hang on, Dick Fucker!
Matt: Dick Fucker? You don't know how to curse.
Alex: I don't. All my mind if capable of is taking two words out of nowhere.. HEY YOU SHIT BASTARD.

by jennalikesthrust May 22, 2009

dick fencing

Where a group of males - typically working in IT - have to prove they are top ape by means other than physical strength or ability to provide, and do so via verbal (email/IRC) jousting with their intellectual prowess. Normally only witnessed amongst groups of beta males.

I went to a meeting at Head Office last week and spent half a day listening to the guys dick fencing about design patterns.

by somerset shirley May 14, 2005

lick dick

the physical act of producing sexual gratification on a male individual by using a tongue to create frictional contact over the penis. Sensitive pressure receptors in the penial skin produce singals that result in an euphoric sensation. This may lead to orgasm.

You have to lick dick if you want to be camp as a row of pink tents

by tonywashere April 5, 2011

Dick Check

1. A male Knowingly or Unknowingly thrusting his crotch into a oncoming ( usually Unaware person )

-- Similar to a "Hump" or "Crotch thrust."

Note*

Instead of a hip check or shoulder check....... dick check!

2. pwning a person with something unusual picture or text message.

1. "If that dude doesn't slow down he might DICK CHECK that person who's bent over!"

2. Jerry: Dick CHECK!!

by MRSD_beejay March 12, 2009

Dick Cheney

The "vice president" of the United States who is calling the shots behind George Bush's back. He is other wise known as the forerunner of the Anit-Christ. The most diabolical scum to walk the face of the Earth. He outsources our jobs to China, India, Mexico, and illegal immigrants so the legal population of the United States will have no jobs and will have no jobs and crash into poverty. Say it with me! "DOWN WITH DICK CHENEY, DOWN WITH THE DEVIL"

Down with Dick Cheney, down with The Devil!

by skyclaw441 December 12, 2008