two to the hip

getting really drunk, you forgot what you ate, you can't hold till you get to a jon and a then poop comes out.

This is due after you see the chick fisting her stomach especially drinking.

Kat had too much to drink at the bar, she was highly intoxicated and the next thing we knew was two to the hip

That was two to the hip, did she really just poop her pants, that woman of legal age?

I'm sorry does anyone have a depends pad, my friend had at least two to the hip when we're drunk.

by goosetails December 15, 2009

Two bit sally

Stupid ass

Dumb shit
Piece of shit
Crack head

This guy Brandon at work is a two bit sally

by THE REAL COOP January 21, 2025

A fist in the bush is worth two in the cradle

The medical phenomenon of a woman gaining the ability of being able to bear and give birth to twins after being fisted. It is widely accepted in medical circles that woman who have not been fisted previously cannot fall pregnant with twins

"Did you hear Sophie had twins?" "well u know what they say a fist in the bush is worth two in the cradle".

by Learners scholar August 10, 2017

two minute noodles

hayleys favourite food she ALWAYS eats

two minute noodles are hayleys ride or die
hayley always shres her noodles, like a good freind

by kaka bin September 10, 2020

Two-egger

A person who always follows the rules. They would never use three eggs in a two egg recipe. Even if three eggs would make a better batter.

Val would never pass that slow ass car on this curve. She's such a two-egger.

by Dangerdog Wolftoucher December 31, 2020

Two

A green algebrailien based off of the number two. They have an iconic british accent and they appear in the web-series TPOT, which is the fifth season of BFDI (Battle for Dream Island).

Amongst the BFDI fandom, they are either hated or loved, with very few viewers having a neutral opinion on them. Their first non-canonical appearance was in XFOHV (X finds out his value), an old animated YouTube video. Two's first canon appearance occurred during the 16th episode of BFB.

They're often made fun of for their accent. its chuesday innit. lmao.

"It's Two's fault our teams did so bad!" -Bell, TPOT 1

by TatterCat February 19, 2022

two seat ass

A person so obese as to take up two seats on the bus or subway.

Man, my knee is fucking killing me but that two seat ass whale over there just sat down and took up the last two seats. They should make her buy two metropasses!

by lardophobic December 9, 2011