Holy crap, it's Twos Day!
by steammustachio February 24, 2022
by Beetits June 18, 2018
getting really drunk, you forgot what you ate, you can't hold till you get to a jon and a then poop comes out.
This is due after you see the chick fisting her stomach especially drinking.
This is due after you see the chick fisting her stomach especially drinking.
Kat had too much to drink at the bar, she was highly intoxicated and the next thing we knew was two to the hip
That was two to the hip, did she really just poop her pants, that woman of legal age?
I'm sorry does anyone have a depends pad, my friend had at least two to the hip when we're drunk.
That was two to the hip, did she really just poop her pants, that woman of legal age?
I'm sorry does anyone have a depends pad, my friend had at least two to the hip when we're drunk.
by goosetails December 15, 2009
Someone that thinks they're better than everyone and always tries to one up someone with a wilder yarn. Most people have one dog but this person has two.
by Yarner February 23, 2024
A country that is controlled by only two political beliefs like Democrats or Republicans with the illusion that they have multiple choices
We live in two party dictatorship, only two choices and unable to question narratives with the illusion of a democracy.
by Two Party Dictatorship September 11, 2023
The most fucked up shit you will see on the internet.
This comic is not for the weak, And i suggest you to not look the comic up.
This comic is not for the weak, And i suggest you to not look the comic up.
Jack: Hey man, Did you read Two Babies One Fox?
Alex: What's that?
Jack: Google it up!
*literally 2 minutes later*
Alex: Jack, What the fuck?!
Jack: LOLLLL!!!!
Alex: What's that?
Jack: Google it up!
*literally 2 minutes later*
Alex: Jack, What the fuck?!
Jack: LOLLLL!!!!
by Houxton999 January 31, 2025
a man that ejaculates prematurley
by pinkprincess370 February 07, 2010