Jacob Day

A tall cutie patootie with beautiful eyes and a smile that’ll make your heart melt.

Jacob Day might not even know how awesome he is but everyone else can see it. Definitely boyfriend material 🥰

by Person who watches tiktok June 7, 2022

Paulius day

The day Paulius pays. It usually on the 8th of december

Today is 4th of december, its Paulius day

by Pauliusloxas December 7, 2021

Dark days

When one is going through difficult times

David said to Sebastian " we are seeing dark days"

by Lisa Neuvo May 27, 2018

Greatest day

when its its Christmas day and you expect a great present from Santa, but you get nothing so you walk to the north pole, and go to Santa's house then you need to pee so you pee on the ice but your pee freezes so your stuck with frozen urine on your penis so you decide to poop then you go inside Santa's house to see Santa and an elf making out then Santa woman walks in and joins them, and you never get your present but frozen urine and poop.

i just had a dream that I had the "greatest day"

by mY dONkeY iS cOoL June 26, 2021

Moo Day

A day filled with very random & bizarre events, a real WTF day.

Person 1: How was your day?
Person 2: I was driving to pick up some packages and there was a cow giving birth on the side of the highway, while another one watched and just chewed on his foot. Then I discovered the best ice cream shop 1 mile down the road.
Person 1: WTF?

Another of Example a Moo Day
- flute playing hippie at farmers market
- hippie toddler with no pants sits on your lap
- employee's mom calls your friend in panic asking them to help their adult child cover a shift
- break in at work
- free access for all

- get stuck in between entrance gates
- casino win

by itchyfootcow September 5, 2011

Turtle Day

A day in school where one's backpack is so ponderous it looks like a turtle shell. Such magnitude in a backpack has often resulted in falling over and having one of your slightly less turtle-y friends help you back up.

Yesterday was a turtle day because we have a test tomorrow

by Elven Angel September 26, 2013

Release Day

The day a new movie is released.

"Hey are you gonna go see the movie on Release Day?"

"Probably not, it's gonna be crowded."

by Nero-chan July 26, 2007