Two shits in the wind

Sorry man but I don’t give two shits in the wind about ya gran’s funeral
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Man, I really love the song Honey this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us on the first studio album from the American rockband my chemical romance.
by bbbasic October 18, 2020
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The two M’s

The two M’s means Marijuana and Money
All I care about is the two M’s
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Hamo one-two

Accepting blame for someone else's negligent or abusive actions
"I got in trouble for being the only one of my brothers to call my mum on mothers day! Those pricks really gave me the old Hamo one-two!"
by AliceDHunt May 08, 2013
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Two Factor Authentication

A sex position where a person stimulates their partner by wriggling their index finger in their partner’s anus whilst wriggling their tongue in their partner’s nostril.
My boss made me undergo a two factor authentication before I could log into my computer.
by The Smooth Surface July 07, 2022
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Two Factor Authentication

If you use Two Factor Authentication you have a death wish as you will never get back in if you don’t have your phone number.
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