Spoiled Milk

A (white) female or woman of white Caucasian heritage who’s acting like she’s nicer, sexier or more attractive than she actually is. Based on her personality and not necessarily on her actual looks but often times she can also be referred to as mid to low level milk just by way of character

She’s spoiled milk, she’s expired milk, she’s low level milk

by HonestyHonestly January 27, 2023

Dad went for milk

When a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk or cigarettes, but then they'll never come back.

Obviously Visho never talks about his dad. His Dad went for milk and never returned

by DalitLomdi February 4, 2023

Cracking milk

A sexual act where a male ejaculates on their partners forehead, face or anywhere on the body.

“ last night we went from talking about life, to me cracking milk on her forehead. “

“ some women love when a man cracks some milk on that shit “

by Stinky-jinkies February 4, 2023

Tomboy milk

"A special milk made just for you, by the waiter at tomboy hooters"

Wait, why does the menu say tomboy milk needs to be ordered in advance

by cheeze doodle February 6, 2023

dad's milk

It a rare thing that you will never get to see.

ha. Where's your dad's milk huh?

by dontgetserious February 23, 2023

MILK MAID

Woman who’s main objective or responsibility in the relationship is bring sexual gratification to a man. Woman who “milks” the semen out of men.

I could use my own personal milk maid to keep my balls drained

by Fried Hard April 14, 2025

Milk Lottery

A miraculous event where 10 to 20 guys each wear and "use" the same condom with the same girl. With their cum combined, the condom is nearly ready for its most vital task. The last guy to use the condom presses the back end against the girl's torn up coochie. And then, the condom gets pushed in; inverting inside her. Leaving it to be anyone's guess who the daddy's gonna be.

Maury: "So who do you think the father is?

Misfortune Mother: "I dunno. Could be any of these 20 guys."

Maury: "How is this possible?!"

Misfortune Mother: "Maury, I got caught up in the Milk Lottery. You don't even know."

by JayWalkin April 20, 2025