Piss monkey

A monkey of piss if you are a piss monkey you are peeing yourself from being a pussy and you’re built like a monkey therefore you are a piss monkey
by Ghettopickle911 June 22, 2021
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Kermit Piss

A wack UK fuck who has a plethora of fetishes, some legal, some not.
by Miss piggy shit September 18, 2020
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piss up

a person who pisses you off but you don’t hate them.
A: Yo! Did you see how she spoke to the teacher
B: Yeah she’s such a piss up!
by pissup creator1245 November 26, 2021
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Piss up

I am just going to piss up with this gossip.
by booziebobeep August 08, 2017
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That shit pisses me off

I don't give a flying fuck what pisses you off. If you knew what pissed me off (and you DO) you would do it intentionally and laugh about it you retarded bitch.
Hym "I don't care. Really. I don't. What about it pisses you off? That it inspired people to do great things? That I've literally written 15% of the public discourse with my own 2 hands? That the intimations of my work are so numerous that I can hardly escape the plurality of my own existence? That if you started writing the well would run dry before you even finished your first page? 'That shit pisses me off' I thought everyone was better than the fat loser incel who sits around and plays video-games all day! What happened!? It doesn't LOOK like you're better. I thought I was worse. For years you had me thinking I was worse. And now you're pissed off. Tell the world and see if they give a shit. That's what I did. Let's measure your results against mine."
by Hym Iam March 30, 2023
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Super Laser Piss

An attack used by Dr. IvoEggmanRobotnik, usually performed from Space Colony ARK.
Eggman: “I’m gonna fuck the earth! That’s right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!”
(fires piss)
Eggman: “Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth; I m g o n n a g o h i g h e r . I’m pissing on the MOOOON!”
(Half of the moon is destroyed)
Eggman: “How do you like that, Obama?!?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!!”
Everyone: (staring in awe)
by not a G.U.N. soldier November 03, 2023
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Piss

It's poo
I piss my pants said dad I say me too
by weeweerhgmluhgcjulyegfs May 29, 2021
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