The vegan milk-shakes

When you have too much caffiene and not enough fats in your system so you get the shakes.

Damn shawty I can't sit still, I've got the vegan milk-shakes!

by Mmmmmmmung November 2, 2022

Milk

Milk is a liquid substance often drank by weebs and redditors. Milk is made from the process of melting teeth.

"Did you know that milk is made from melted teeth?" "Of course, that's what the tooth fairy uses her teeth for."

by MeltedTeethMan March 1, 2020

powdered milk

THE WORST FUCKING THING EVER WTF WHO WOULD DRINK THIS TYPE OF SHIT OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS SO DISGUSTING ITS LIKE PUTTING MILK IN WATER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

POWDERED MILK FUCKING SUCKS - cummin xD

by cummin xD December 6, 2021

Milk

When dad realise it's their time to shine and leave to another family or live their life.

Son- Where did dad go mom?
Mom- He went for milk since we ran out. He'll be oit for a while....

by Jennifer Cox November 14, 2020

milking the squid

Masturbating after drinking several black martinis....

My ho screamed and ran from the room when I squirted black while milking the squid.

by Fuddartha November 25, 2017

Milk

The best drink in the world. It's good for your bones. If you're lactose intolerant or allergic to milk, I am so sorry.

Kid A: Hey man, do you want me to make you a glass of milk?
Kid B: Yeah, sure.

by localized3 April 18, 2023

Mini milk

Small cows can also be known as Mini Milks, specifically if they are hand held.

Look at that mini milk over there…

by Mini milk awesomecase November 18, 2021