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John long football

Best players in the state, They will beat any middle school in the country, and will beat Wiregrass!!!
James: name one good football team

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by Mitchell M. October 20, 2019
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matthew john adams

has a small PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
omg is that matthew john adams?? i heard he has a big dick!!!!!!!!!
by ooflmao January 16, 2020
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John F Kennedy

Michael: The guy in that youtube video "Chief Whadadeal" looks exactly like a girl i used to date.

Earl: Whaaa?

Michael: John F Kennedy, Im straight.

Earl: bahahah you play to much Mike

Michael: now Im having second thoughts, Im pretty sure that was a girl...scary
by WeBeTakinSouls May 30, 2011
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Mr John Bercow

He Is Defined As YouTube User, Michal M, He Is The Best Impersonator Of John Bercow And Is Posh Guy That Works For Boris

ORDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER Mr NIL, Please Move To #Lift Chat If You Want To Talk About Lifts
Mr John Bercow Works For Mr TheRacing Gamer In The House Of Commons, Northern Irish Lifts, Boshy, And Clerks Are Mr Kent Lifts And Mr AC Lifts Or Mr No Brain, Many More People Are Involved, Thank You For Reading 🙂
by Northern Irish Lifts October 28, 2020
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John F Kennedy

Possibly the most overrated president we have ever had.
-Fucked up the bay of pigs, in which we lost cuba to communism
-Got us into vietnam
-Was elected beacause he had mob connections
-Johnson was the person to push for the civil rights
-John as well pushed for the war on poverty
-almost brought america to the brink of destuction during the cuban missile crisis.
-Stole the famous Quote "ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country from a dead ww2 vet.
-All around penis
-couldnt even dodge bullets like Geral ford or regan.
After reviewing John F Kennedys presidency, the american public should relize that he was totale fuck up.

Bobby Kennedy was the True Activist, and reformer.

How can anybosy regard JFK as good president?
There is not one postive contribution
by Baraconda December 13, 2008
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bob john billy

only the awesomest guy ever!

oh yeah and me and my mates started his crew, the BJB crew. you cant be in it. its his select frends.

(the song is in the spongebob squarepants tune)
who lives in a pinapple under a tree?
BOB JOHN BILLY!
who drives around in his mercedes?
BOB JOHN BILLY!
who has manky hair and smells like a fish?
BOB JOHN BILLY!
who eats his own poop off a big silver dish?
BOB JOHN BILLY!
BOB JOHN BILLY!
BOB JOHN...
BILLY!
by Lyddy Cool December 14, 2008
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Senator John Kerry

One who misleads voters by delivering promises that are next to impossible to keep because Americans are too stupid to realize how these promises really "work" SEE: Watch the debates and read the papers for both sides of the story dumbass AND: There are two sides stop believing the one that SOUNDS the best withought knowing info.
Statement or Promise: Healthcare for everyone, the same as the Senators get.

Reality: Despite everyone thought, depending on the income of the Senator or person in question, The GOVERNMENT will choose a program best SUITED to your income. Sure, it will be Blue Cross, but nothing was said about transplants or hospitalization being covered...sorry, you must not make enough.

Statement: Minimum wage higher for everyone especially women

Reality: Taxes will be raised, although I hate the upperclass, there is not nearly enough of them to tax to cover my promise on this one, therefor, sorry middle and lower class, more taxes for you too.

Statement: I will bring our boys home

Reality: As soon as i take credit for what is going on overseas, and I make the other promises I made come true, Then I will bring home half.
by John Edwards, Kerry's Lover October 21, 2004
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