Mrs Nigger-Baiter

From the British Comedy series, Monty Python's Flying Circus. Just another fictional character like jesus

Mrs Nigger-Baiter: Ooh, he's a clever little boy - he's a clever little boy. (gets out a rattle) Do you like your rattle? Do you like your rattle? Look at his little eyes following it ... look at his iggy piggy piggy little eyeballs eh... oo... he's got a tubby tumotum. Oh, he's got a tubby tum-tum.
Son: (whilst Mrs Nigger-Baiter is talking) Mother, could I have a quick cup of tea please. I have an important statement on Rhodesia to make in the Commons at six.

(Sound of an explosion out of vision. Cut to reveal Mrs Nigger-Baiter's chair charred and smoking. Mrs Nigger-Baiter is no longer there. The upholstery is smouldering gently.)
Mrs Shazam: Oh, Mrs Nigger-Baiter's exploded.
Son: Good thing, too.

by JoshBosh December 25, 2005

Mr. Money Tit

The most money of all the tits, Mitt "Mr. Money Tit" Romney. Mr. Money Tit is an anagram of Mitt Romney.

"Hey, make sure to vote today."
"Yep, wouldn't miss my chance to vote for Mr. Money Tit."
"Yeah, he's so money."

by Moneyest Tits January 5, 2012

Mr. Face

The coolest super hero that never existed... ever.

"Damn, Mr. Face is so cool... yeah...".

by Joe House May 13, 2005

Mr Blue Sky

Song by ELO.

Also shamelessly ripped off note to note by The Hoosiers...

Why has no one realized the hoosiers have ripped off Mr Blue Sky

by RHCPareshit March 16, 2009

mr poopy pants

Someone who is prone to untimely and sometimes painfull shit pains, from which this person cannot restrain his or her bowels and is forced to soil themselves. Sometimes more than once. This can result in total embarrassment by the subjects parents especially if he or she goes home and needs a towel to enter the house and the parent refuses to get said towel without explanation.

His brother Chris, is the infamous Mr Poopy Pants of south jersey.

by j burg February 12, 2008

mr. mojo risin

Mr. mojo risin is the singer of the doors. The best singer alive. If you do not know the lead singer of the doors is.. un scrambel MR MOJO RISIN.... it spells The singers name... I'll give a hint.... J*m MO**i*ON

MR MOJO RISIN
jim morrison

This fact was proven by John densmore's book. Riders On The Storm.

Did you know mr. mojo risin spells jime morrison if you unscrambel it??? Too cool huh?

by Breaking through! July 9, 2006

dear mr. fantasy

Unbelieveably excellent song by Traffic, done in the same style as Cream's cover of Robert Johnson's "Crossroad Blues". Strangely enough, the song originates from the 1967 album "Mr. Fantasy", which was released in the same year as Cream's legendary "Disraeli Gears".

Dear Mr. Fantasy, play us a tune,
Something to make us all happy!

by captainphoenix December 12, 2006