douche-canary

A person by the name of Clinton.

Clinton is a douche-canary.

by Sophia4111 September 22, 2019

douche bag

An irish man who is pissed

God that irish drunk is such a douche bag

by loves2spoog October 3, 2007

douche shoot

noun referring to female genitalia; hole into which one shoots douche.

also noun; a miserable female boss who hasn't gotten laid in years, she has huge hips, an enormous ass, horrible hair, tacky blue eye liner and terrible clothing.

I'm about to tell my manager to take this job and shove it up her douche shoot.

by two skinnyc's May 26, 2011

DOUCHE

A person, GENERALLY a man, who is shallow & hot...a PLAYER with a SLICK game. He is USUALLY very attractive & well-groomed, but his lack of conscience and self- absorbed behavior renders him completely intolerable to be around.

"I am horny, but MY GOD, He's such a DOUCHE... I just want to punch him in the face."

by Here To Help 711 July 31, 2016

douche

A device containing vinegar used for cleaning a dirty and/or smelly vagina. Dirty vagina could be caused by having excessive sexual conduct with one or many partners prior to showering. Smelly vagina could be caused by not washing a dirty vagina. Some vagina are just smelly and need a douche anyway.

Person1: Wow, Nick smells like vinegar or possibly a dirty vagina.

Person2: Yeah I think he is a douche.

by melsie February 15, 2010

douche flute

a item used for vaping

"hey dude want to play with my douche flute?"

or

"yo look at dose douche flute they so awesome, maybe we can play with one another's douche flute"

by pissinonmyass July 8, 2019

Douche

Someone who is douchey. Someone like Carmen

Carmen is a douche

by TheChoi June 6, 2019