masculine vagina

Noun: A vagina with a clit so huge that people think that it is a dick. Counterpart of the Feminine Penis.

Ow man, I really wanted to bang Jocelyn but her Masculine vagina is bigger than my dick.

by LovelyCunt666 March 14, 2017

mud vagina

A recently used anal sphincter that one wishes to proctiate with during ass play.

Carl and I are going to hit up Taco Bell and maybe after he can make love to my mud vagina.

by Alexis_Texas May 7, 2017

snow vagina

A vagina in a snowman used for fucking.

My bro got some snow vagina, it was cold and wet.

by eisel98 May 10, 2017

the vaginal idol

a competition for which vagina can sing the best. the record high score for now is 1, when a fart was mistaken for a single note.

Are you going to participate in the vaginal idol? You better start training now! In public!

by a guy at wwphs$ June 12, 2017

bruised vagina

Someone who's been hurt a lot, or is hurting . (Like having sex while your hoo-ha is bruised; hence the name)

*has break up,and is betrayed by bff*
"I feel like a bruised vagina"

by 96Oseuq96 June 22, 2017

springy vagina

when a man inserts his penis into a women's va jay jay, and it is so deep, her contractions force him to fly across the room.

Bro, when I did it with Jessica, her vagina was like a springy vagina.

by ejaculation, monster, baby July 20, 2017

Scrotal vagina

When one scrunches up the skin of the scrotum to make a mass of loose skin and then pushes their finger in to create the effect of a beefy vagina. Why one would do this remains one of life's great mysteries.

Me: Look at my scrotal vagina.
Wife: Why?

by Psuedomatt July 23, 2017