low on the totem pole

the last person in the chain of command, the person to do everybody else's scut work

-Dude, you're so low on the totem pole you take orders from interns
-Toushe

low on the totem pole by ana von hindenburg October 29, 2010

Top of the Tits 

adj. - very best in class/quality

"Planning on fixing up my ride til it's top of the tits."
"Jared didn't just win the Halloween contest, his costume was absolutely top of the tits."
"My night was top of the tits until James puked on my new Jordans."

Top of the Tits by hatedderok October 24, 2012

tear up the town

go out (usually involves heavy partying), have a great time

Some friends came to visit from out of state and we tore up the town! We hit up three bars before heading back to my place and playing Avalanche until 7 AM.

I'm so excited about the bachelorette party for Susan, we're gonna tear up the town, all the plans are ready for a night of fun she won't forget.

tear up the town by KikiBeat October 17, 2015

Little Man on the Trampoline

The act of grabbing the sides of your scrotum and pulling it taught whilst you bounce your penis up and down on it.

My girl likes it when I show her the "little man on the trampoline"

Little Man on the Trampoline by Steve-o and Tim December 15, 2008

Down in the Trumps 

When you feel too depressed to perform basic life functions, and the only explanation is that Donald Trump is your president.

"I just watched twelve videos of baby goats in sweaters to cheer myself up."
"What's the matter?"
"Oh, nothing. Just down in the Trumps."
"Yeah... can you send me those videos?"

Down in the Trumps by Little Walnut November 21, 2016

The Time 

Something morons who are too lazy to spend $12 on a watch are always asking for.

Moron: Excuse me, do you have the time?
Smart person with watch: Why, yes, I do. And if you weren't such a dumbass you would too.

The Time by Lola Redê January 30, 2010

the thirst 

what a female or male has for someone; wanting sex and/or oral sex to quench thirst

A man texts a woman, wanting to meet up later.

Woman tells friend, "He's got the thirst girl..."

the thirst by Sandslash101 October 4, 2010