Grief shopping

When someone close to you dies and you deal with depression by going shopping. Quite possibly with money to be inherited.

When Daniel’s father died, he did the ultimate grief shopping and bought a Mercedes.

by Faster Redhead May 24, 2018

the sloppy drip

The small area between your hand and your dick that lets cum drip down to your balls after you jerk off, making a sloppy drip.

After I jerked off, I couldn’t find my cum, then felt a crusty substance later under my balls. Must have been the sloppy drip.

by Headblade April 16, 2018

slut shopping

Whenever you go shopping specifically for slutty clothes.

Becky: Like i cant believe that Sarah went slut shopping just to impress Derek like OMG
Jessica: OMG that little whore

by _Jinxie June 28, 2018

Hillbilly shopping

When you go into a store and bite/livk everything and then put it back.

Guy #1 "Im going hillbilly shopping."

Guy#2 "boi wtf"

by TheKingOfTheWalruses July 2, 2018

Slip - Sloppity

When you lick your hand and cover it with saliva and stick inside someone's ass and then continues to slap it while cumming on their hand in which she makes gulping sounds, in which it has to be done to either a white boy or an Asian boy.

Ex. Hey! Let's do a Slip - Sloppity!
Some Asian/White Kid - Yea sure!

by Tweet th May 10, 2018

Tindow Shopping

When you’re not looking to committ to making tinder matches but you are still interested in browsing the tinder selection

I’m just tindow shopping to see who’s available on tinder.

by Verafy May 12, 2018

French Shopping

When you use you surroundings like a store.

To take things that do not belong to you from roommates, others semi-close to you.

When you stay in a hostel, watch out for French shopping.

by Der Ami July 6, 2018